November 2009
1 post
WatchJon Stewart mocks Glenn Beck, in the style of…Glenn Beck.
October 2009
19 posts
Where the Platonic Things Are
Yaaawn. Why does staying in bed all day make me feely sleepier than when I actually get out and do stuff?
Saturday I wandered around in the rain for hours, did a little shopping and visited my sister at the coffee shop she works in. Despite the rain I had a nice time – returned something to one store and picked up a new sweater and shirt at another. Before I knew it, it was almost 6pm, so I...
PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN. No joke. →
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aseriesofserendipities:
haleyworldeater:whimsywonder:rememberforever:
‘Hang on a moment!’ said Ron sharply. ‘We’ve forgotten someone!’
‘Who?’ asked Hermione.
‘The house-elves, they’ll all be down in the kitchen, won’t they?’
‘You mean we ought to get them fighting?’ asked Harry.
‘No,’ said Ron seriously, ‘I mean we should tell them to get out. We don’t want any more...
Kids these days....
Sooo…. my parents went away for the weekend and asked my bff Nicole to house-sit and to keep my little sister Brittany in check for the weekend. Nicole’s a waitress, and Britt knew she wouldn’t be home til at least midnight on Saturday. Like any kid who’s seen too many teen films, she decided to throw a party. When Nicole arrived home, she found a bunch of kids playing beer...
How we just wasted 20 minutes at work.... →
Make your predicitions!
Who’s who?
Apologies for the nostalgia.
As I write this, my internet connection is miserably failing, and there’s nothing good on TV, so I’ll write. I didn’t have anything to do today, so when there was finally a break in the rain, I headed outside with my book and walked over to Washington Sq. Park to read for a bit. The book I’m reading is pretty awful, so I found myself paying far more attention to my ipod than to the words on the...
sarahkristenn:
(via seymourglass) sweet...
The rainy weekend actually wasn't too bad.
Went shopping at Filene’s Basement and found a coat, sweater, and Blair-Waldorf-worthy headband. After that, I wasn’t quite ready to go home, so I staked out a seat in the Union Square starbucks to read my book. After about half an hour, this guy pulls out the stool next to me, and sits down. He apologized for bumping into me, or something, and asked what I was reading. I was...
WatchOkay. This new Nicholas-Sparks-novel-turned-movie looks totally cheesy and predictable (especially because I read the book a few years ago), but I DON’T CARE. I’m a girl and goddammit I’m sure I’ll see it and love it. Plus - I could not possibly say “no” to watching Channing Tatum for 2 hours. No sir.
Chubby Jewish Boy Dreams Of One Day Being Next...
EVANSTON, IL—Sources close to Arthur Meyer reported that the overweight Jewish teen hopes to someday inspire film producer Judd Apatow to create a series of comedic vehicles for him to star in. According to friends and family members, the 14-year-old is working to develop the persona of a foul-mouthed, emotionally stunted young man who seems hopelessly crude and self-indulgent but is ultimately...
"Hey, let's capitalize on this and detract...
http://gawker.com/5383385/with-new-home-videos-and-911-audio-world-wonders-whether-balloon-boy-was-a-hoax
More evidence emerged this morning that yesterday’s Balloon Boy escapade was either a deliberate hoax or the result of galactic idiocy, and local authorities have begun investigating whether it was staged.
According to Broadcasting and Cable, it looks like the Heenes called a local...
About 9 new guys at work
I’m lookin for my Jim Halpert.
I love my job.
I’ve done maybe a total of 45 minutes worth of work all day. And there is NOTHING to do. The busy season is over, and apparantly it’s going to be like this until January. And we’re hiring another person for our team. Ridiculous.
How awesome is this John Mayer interview? Like,...
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/john_mayer_threatens_to_sodomi.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h10
John Mayer Threatens to Sodomize Us
Last night, Vulture had the pleasure of running into world-renowned blues legend John Mayer at a party at the Elle Decor-sponsored Armani/Casa party, where he was playing host. Since he’s known for political outspokenness and the trenchant...
Long overdue - and just plain LONG.
Hello Tumblrs –
Yeaaah I’ve been MIA lately. Sorry. Life is going well – living in the Village has pretty much been everything I imagined. There are too many crazy nights to update you on all of them, so I’ll skip to the most recent. Because Jocelyn works Friday-Monday, Tuesday has become our regular night out. Last night was no exception… we met at Thirsty Scholar in the East Village for happy...
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September 2009
27 posts
Tuesday is the new Friday
Cocktails at the Dove, Sangria at Cafe Espanol, pitchers of beer and free shots at Wicked Willy’s. Oh what a night…
:-D
Got a New York Public Library card today.
Took out three good books.
Coworkers told me that in a few weeks, we’ll be doing puzzles and playing video games all day, cuz there won’t be any work to do.
Made plans for dinner & drinks on Friday with an old friend.
Probably going home on Saturday, if I don’t want my little sister to hire a hit man.
Laundry is done & room...
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I <3 Nick & Jamie.
From making out in front of the homophobic falafel guy, to calling the trashy Jersey girls “bridge & tunnel”, it was quite a night.
I’m tired. Peace out.
hello saturday
It is GORGEOUS outside. Not a cloud in the sky, the sun is shining, and it’s a brisk, cool, totally FALL day :-) It’s times like this that I’m sooo happy to be out of school, so I can completely enjoy my weekends without having any crap like papers and reading hanging over me.
Now I’m going to drink some coffee, and watch TV. AFter that, I’ll get dressed and go...
come ON.
Figuring out what to do with my weekend - which begins in about 1.5 hours :-)
Jspo’s awesome friend Nick is visiting, so there’s that - but I’m trying to make some plans for the rest of this much needed weekend. I maaaaaay actually see a notoriously flaky friend tomorrow - but plans with her almost always fall through, so I’m not totally counting on it.
And… I just...
the weekend can't come soon enough
I’m TIRED. My eyeballs hurt. I accidentally spilled half my pasta into the sink at lunch. I got a chicken wrap for dinner and it tasted good but now I’m feeling eghh.
I’m actually looking forward to waking up and showering tomorrow, drinking some coffee, and going to work. Fridays are always by far the easiest days, and this week has been a killer. After, I’m treating...
yawn.
At work…putting off the inevitable “actually work” part for as long as possible. Its pretty windy and cool out, which is nice, buttttt it’s supposed to rain - and I didn’t remember my umbrella until I got to the bottom of the stairs. Needless to say, I didn’t feel like it was worth it to climb 6 flights just to possibly stay dry later on. Oh well.
My sister...
I'm a happy girl
Finally watching the Gossip Girl season premiere (yeah, I know it was only aired <24hrs ago) & getting yummy-sounding cocktails with Jspo after work at Dove.
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Not only saw - but made eye contact with/waved at President Obama - from my building’s doorstep!!!!!!! He just ate lunch at Il Mulino - an Italian place right around the corner - and his motercade came down my block. A bunch of us had waited for like 2 hours, but it was sooo worth it!!!! Ahhhhhh soooo excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll try to figure out how to post the video later, you...
I JUST SAW OBAMA!!!!!
“Faye Terry would like to inform Jenn and Jocelyn that’s she’s coming...”
– best facebook status I’ve seen in a while.
At work. On a Saturday.
aaaand I went out last night. Went to the E. Village for Joe’s birthday, then went home for a while. Theeeen met up with the French Guy - and quickly decided I was definitely not into him. So what did I do? Was I polite, did I excuse myself, go home, and get to bed because I was trying to be a responsible adult before work in the morning? Of course not. I started talking to two other guys...
quit playing games with my heart, Nicole!
either grab Laura, Joe, and whoever else, get your asses out to the village - or DON’T. Either way, I’ll be cleaning my room / working through this large bottle of wine, by myself :-P
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out of work in 3 hrs & 15 min.
to do:
-head back downtown.
-buy a large/cheap bottle of wine.
-drink a least half of said bottle.
-figure out a way to salvage my Thursday night.
Ideas?
I reeeeaaally don't feel well today.
Headache/feeling dizzy. Thank god there’s not much to do at work today. I just want to go home and go back to bed :-(
Bleeegh.
I don't have the energy to explain my saturday...
So I’ll just say…
East Village fail. cab back to Bleecker. cover at wicked willy’s - no way. wandered down Macdougal. found The Grizzly Pear. MGMT! get table at the front. annoying guy tries to pet Jocelyn. Boys talk to us. Boys buy us drinks. they play MGMT again! Alexis talks to 30 year old foreverrrr. Jspo leaves to get street food. I talk to 30-year-old’s funny friend....
my weekend > your weekend.
After a ridiculous night on Bleecker, we lounged around in the apartment until 2ish, walked to Chelsea where Jspo picked out a bed (yay!), went to Bed Bath and Beyond, got some Pinkberry, went grocery shopping (if you consider buying diet coke, pretzels, popcorn, and chapstick at CVS “grocery shopping” - which my mom, apparantly, doesn’t), and took naps. Now I’m waiting for...
8:53am
It’s not even 9am and I’ve already cleaned my room, fixed my TV, made coffee, and kicked a french guy out of my apartment. That’s productive, right?
tgif.
sooo… Brian and I are not 100% sure the early closure applies to us - because the customer service people still have to stay, and we do a lot of the same things… but - our manager is off today :-) So we’ve decided that as long as no one tells us that we “can’t” leave at 3pm - we’re leaving! We’ll be sure to get all the work done before that, and then...
Love this place.
Just got an email announcing that “To get a jump start on the Labor Day weekend, please note we will be closing our office on Friday, September 4 at 3:00 p.m.” and I’m reeeaaallly hoping this applies to me. That will give me more than enough time to get home and chill for a little bit before free drinks @ Town Tavern from 5-7 :-)
August 2009
23 posts
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Brittany came and met me for lunch (made it up from the village to midtown via the subway all by herself!). We bought lunch @ Crisp and ate in the park while watching construction workers set up the tents for Fashon Week. (She really got a kick out of that.) Britt’s going to wander around here for a few hours, and meet me at 4:15 to say goodbye. As I left her after lunch to go back to the...
